Thank You for Inviting Me Here. Now Get Out.
A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
Bring on the letters about the beauty of motherhood: we still think Salma Hayek breastfeeding a hungry African baby—on camera—during a relief tour is just, well, weird. Score: 7
Steroidal slugger Alex Rodriguez smears the Sports Illustrated journo who busted him, inventing tales about needing to get police help to protect him from her. Score: 56
Obama campaign guru David Plouffe bars all press from covering his speech at the National Press Club—a talk that was sponsored by Politico. Which is a press outlet. Score: 60




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