I’ll Say It Again: The Moon Is Made of Cheese

Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin tells a prized recruit he'll be pumping gas forever if he chooses a rival school. Kiffin denies it, but the kid (who chose the rival) and his coach pinky swear. Score: 12

Louisiana Sen. David Vitter—the one with the yen for hookers —reportedly has a meltdown at Dulles airport when he arrives late for a flight and security refuses to let him board. Score: 42

Bush spin doctor Ari Fleischer is still—still!—pushing the myth that Saddam was behind 9/11, saying on "Hardball" that war in Iraq was necessary to stop him from hitting us "again." Score: 51