Sarah Jessica Parker, Julia Roberts

Honeymoon, In Mexico?
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are Hollywood's No. 1 publicity hogs. They just got hitched, followed by a honeymoon to Mexico. That's right: Mexico. Most people would run for (or maybe from) "The Hills," but not this lovely couple. They just tied on masks, hit the beach and posed for photos. At least for once they kept their mouths shut.

No Sex In The City
Sarah Jessica Parker is expecting two—make that three—bundles of joy. She's about to deliver a "Sex and the City" sequel, and she and husband Matthew Broderick are expecting twin girls via a surrogate. This means she won't get big this time, in real life anyway. Onscreen, who knows? Carrie's rumored to get big—with Big.

Julia Roberts Is a Filthy Girl: Or at least she was last week, in a career tribute to Tom Hanks. Fill in the blanks yourself.

All right, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to [BODILY FLUID]. Everybody [BAD WORD] likes you. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita and her [BAD WORD FOR BODY PART, PLURAL] were here and her waist was here and her [ANOTHER BODY PART] was like that. So what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the [ANOTHER BAD WORD]!?! Listen, "Bosom Buddies," people. Me, a fan. I saw "Turner & Hooch," "The Money Pit." I love the Coen brothers, but the hair? Tom, I didn't know what the [BAD WORD] that movie was about … I'm wearing the same [BAD WORD] dress tonight as your publicist. Listen, I've got to get home. But I will say this. Tom Hanks, I love you.