It Is Too Early to Say...

...whether my morning commute tune—Chris Brown's cover of "Try A Little Tenderness"—is/was an ironic choice on the part of my iPod's shuffle.  Maybe it knows something the LAPD does not.  The singer was released on $50,000 bail after an arrest for alleged battery of an anonymous, "visibly injured" female.  Brown and the other half of the world's most beautiful couple—singer Rihanna—both bailed on the Grammys last night, causing some connect-the-dots theories that she was on the receiving end of the alleged "criminal threat."  He's due in court on March 5.