Susan Boyle Gets Slinky, Sexy, Stutter-y

Forget the guise of feminism—you stay just how you are, sweetie!—that was en vogue few months ago. Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle finally succumbed to her first glossy fashion photo shoot for September's Harper's Bazaar, and now the video of the shoot is online. She stutters and acts very shy in the clip, and we feel for her—all those lackeys touching her face, all those flashbulbs going off.  She might look more Town & Country, but her diminished confidence is a bit sad. Where's the sassy Susan who put Simon in his place—and who's logged a hundred million views on YouTube?