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Zombies Are Not the New Vampires: They Don't Suck


Have you heard? Zombies are the new vampires. First it was the hit literary mash-up, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Last month it was Jennifer's Body, the Diablo Cody-written zombie movie starring Megan Fox. This weekend, movie-goers flocked to Zombieland, which became the first surprise hit of the fall season (it opened at No. 1 with $25 million, according to studio estimates). Starz premieres Zombiemania later in the month, reviving all the old zombie classics (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and more). Apparently there's even a self-help book for zombies on the way, dispensing "advice and etiquette for the living dead."  Zombies zombies zombies.

Except, no.

As annoying and ceaseless as is the vampire bonanza, zombies will never supplant it.  The vampire obsession is rooted in sexual attraction. Robert Pattinson and Stephen Moyer turn people on. Something about the powdery pallor, the intelligent brow, the drowsing accent. A vampire is threatening enough to make a tryst forbidden, but human enough to engender loin-lust. His weapon is essentially a rough kiss. People are so pressed over vampires that they're actually buying drinkable blood.

No one's gonna buy bottled black-licorice barf because it oozes out of every zombie's mouth. Zombies aren't cute.  They're not landed aristocrats, gently loosening your corset stays while unbuttoning their Dracula pantaloons. They don't speak in the high-flown meter of the Romantic poets. They don't speak at all. They're nasty-ass monsters, tasked with removing your appendages and eating your intestinal tract amid the roiling chaos of the post-apocalypse.

And that's the beauty of them. The whole point of zombie movies is to celebrate counterculture in an openly hamhanded way. Take the geek-speak-y Zombieland. The entire middle section of the movie is a gloriously attenuated homage to Ghostbusters, complete with a cameo from Bill Murray (who admits, in a total non sequitur, that his life's chief regret is his voicework in Garfield). Russell Crowe gets hit with fat jokes. Babe is referenced. And because battling aggressive, black-gunk-oozing zombie gangs can be messy, Jesse Eisenberg turns to his three costars and asks, "You guys want some Purell?"

Not everybody likes this kind of thing. Zombieland reminds The New York Times' Manohla Dargis of the Holocaust, and therefore, to her, it's not funny. Its biggest fans will be demented former Blockbuster employees—the kind of unabashed nerds who welcome conjoined absurdism and gore. Zombies are the Goth theater kids; vampires are the hot popular crowd. Even the crap-purveyors at Oriental Trading Company agree with us. Twenty-one vampire items can be yours, including a 144-piece set of neon-colored fangs for $7.99.  Zombie swag amounts to eight measly items, such as wound tattoos. Tellingly, they're under the clearance banner.

And thank God for that. Because as much as we love 'em, we'd rather die a intestine-gobbling death than guzzle bottled zombie juice.

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Exception:

org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: 
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:579)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:448)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.RequestData.service(RequestData.java:491)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.SlingComponentFilterChain.render(SlingComponentFilterChain.java:45)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:64)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter.doFilter(WCMDebugFilter.java:147)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter.filterRootInclude(WCMComponentFilter.java:334)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter.doFilter(WCMComponentFilter.java:152)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.processComponent(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:280)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.RequestSlingFilterChain.render(RequestSlingFilterChain.java:49)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:64)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.mobile.core.impl.redirect.RedirectFilter.doFilter(RedirectFilter.java:313)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.newsweek.content.view.impl.WCMModeFilterFix.doFilter(WCMModeFilterFix.java:54)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.newsweek.cq.user.impl.UserServiceFilter.doFilter(UserServiceFilter.java:81)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.newsweek.cq.wcm.servlets.WrapRedirect.doFilter(WrapRedirect.java:77)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.newsweek.cq.wcm.servlets.CheatSheetRedirect.doFilter(CheatSheetRedirect.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.debug.RequestProgressTrackerLogFilter.doFilter(RequestProgressTrackerLogFilter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.foundation.forms.impl.FormsHandlingServlet.doFilter(FormsHandlingServlet.java:220)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.theme.impl.ThemeResolverFilter.doFilter(ThemeResolverFilter.java:67)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.i18n.impl.I18NFilter.doFilter(I18NFilter.java:96)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMRequestFilter.doFilter(WCMRequestFilter.java:119)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.rewriter.impl.RewriterFilter.doFilter(RewriterFilter.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.portal.container.internal.request.PortalFilter.doFilter(PortalFilter.java:76)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.bgservlets.impl.BackgroundServletStarterFilter.doFilter(BackgroundServletStarterFilter.java:135)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.processRequest(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:171)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingMainServlet.service(SlingMainServlet.java:199)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.handler.ServletHandler.doHandle(ServletHandler.java:96)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.handler.ServletHandler.handle(ServletHandler.java:79)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.ServletPipeline.handle(ServletPipeline.java:42)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.InvocationFilterChain.doFilter(InvocationFilterChain.java:49)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.HttpFilterChain.doFilter(HttpFilterChain.java:33)
	at org.apache.sling.security.impl.ReferrerFilter.doFilter(ReferrerFilter.java:249)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.handler.FilterHandler.doHandle(FilterHandler.java:88)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.handler.FilterHandler.handle(FilterHandler.java:76)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.InvocationFilterChain.doFilter(InvocationFilterChain.java:47)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.HttpFilterChain.doFilter(HttpFilterChain.java:33)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.FilterPipeline.dispatch(FilterPipeline.java:48)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.dispatch.Dispatcher.dispatch(Dispatcher.java:39)
	at org.apache.felix.http.base.internal.DispatcherServlet.service(DispatcherServlet.java:67)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.felix.http.proxy.ProxyServlet.service(ProxyServlet.java:60)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.launchpad.base.webapp.SlingServletDelegate.service(SlingServletDelegate.java:278)
	at org.apache.sling.launchpad.webapp.SlingServlet.service(SlingServlet.java:150)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.ServletRuntimeEnvironment.service(ServletRuntimeEnvironment.java:228)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.RequestDispatcherImpl.doFilter(RequestDispatcherImpl.java:315)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.FilterChainImpl.doFilter(FilterChainImpl.java:74)
	at com.day.crx.launchpad.filters.CRXLaunchpadLicenseFilter.doFilter(CRXLaunchpadLicenseFilter.java:96)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.FilterChainImpl.doFilter(FilterChainImpl.java:72)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.RequestDispatcherImpl.service(RequestDispatcherImpl.java:334)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.RequestDispatcherImpl.service(RequestDispatcherImpl.java:378)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.ServletHandlerImpl.execute(ServletHandlerImpl.java:315)
	at com.day.j2ee.servletengine.DefaultThreadPool$DequeueThread.run(DefaultThreadPool.java:134)
	at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:679)
Caused by: org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: javax.servlet.ServletException: javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: Error while executing script body.jsp
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:560)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:442)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.RequestData.service(RequestData.java:491)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.SlingComponentFilterChain.render(SlingComponentFilterChain.java:45)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:64)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter.doFilterWithErrorHandling(WCMDebugFilter.java:183)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter.doFilter(WCMDebugFilter.java:150)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter.doFilter(WCMComponentFilter.java:230)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.processComponent(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:280)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.dispatchRequest(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:320)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.SlingRequestDispatcher.dispatch(SlingRequestDispatcher.java:208)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.SlingRequestDispatcher.include(SlingRequestDispatcher.java:102)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter$ForwardRequestDispatcher.include(WCMComponentFilter.java:407)
	at org.apache.jsp.libs.foundation.components.primary.cq.Page.Page_jsp._jspService(Page_jsp.java:106)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 74 more
Caused by: org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: javax.servlet.ServletException: javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: Error while executing script main.jsp
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:560)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:442)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.includeScript(IncludeTag.java:149)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.doEndTag(IncludeTag.java:85)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.page.page_jsp._jspx_meth_cq_005finclude_005f2(page_jsp.java:203)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.page.page_jsp._jspService(page_jsp.java:133)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 98 more
Caused by: org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: javax.servlet.ServletException: javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: Error while executing script main.standard.jsp
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:560)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:442)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.includeScript(IncludeTag.java:149)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.doEndTag(IncludeTag.java:85)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.page.body_jsp._jspx_meth_cq_005finclude_005f6(body_jsp.java:526)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.page.body_jsp._jspService(body_jsp.java:307)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 112 more
Caused by: org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: 
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:560)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:448)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.includeScript(IncludeTag.java:149)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.doEndTag(IncludeTag.java:85)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.pages.article.main_jsp._jspService(main_jsp.java:186)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 126 more
Caused by: org.apache.sling.api.SlingException: 
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspExceptionInternal(JspServletWrapper.java:579)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.handleJspException(JspServletWrapper.java:496)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:448)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspServletWrapperAdapter.service(JspServletWrapperAdapter.java:59)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.callJsp(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:173)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory.access$100(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:84)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.JspScriptEngineFactory$JspScriptEngine.eval(JspScriptEngineFactory.java:388)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.call(DefaultSlingScript.java:358)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.eval(DefaultSlingScript.java:170)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.core.impl.DefaultSlingScript.service(DefaultSlingScript.java:456)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.RequestData.service(RequestData.java:491)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.SlingComponentFilterChain.render(SlingComponentFilterChain.java:45)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:64)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter.doFilterWithErrorHandling(WCMDebugFilter.java:183)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter.doFilter(WCMDebugFilter.java:150)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter.doFilter(WCMComponentFilter.java:230)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.filter.AbstractSlingFilterChain.doFilter(AbstractSlingFilterChain.java:60)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.processComponent(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:280)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.SlingRequestProcessorImpl.dispatchRequest(SlingRequestProcessorImpl.java:320)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.SlingRequestDispatcher.dispatch(SlingRequestDispatcher.java:208)
	at org.apache.sling.engine.impl.request.SlingRequestDispatcher.include(SlingRequestDispatcher.java:102)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter$ForwardRequestDispatcher.include(WCMComponentFilter.java:407)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.includeResource(IncludeTag.java:204)
	at com.day.cq.wcm.tags.IncludeTag.doEndTag(IncludeTag.java:89)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.pages.article.main_standard_jsp._jspx_meth_cq_005finclude_005f11(main_standard_jsp.java:668)
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.dailybeast.components.pages.article.main_standard_jsp._jspService(main_standard_jsp.java:356)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 139 more
Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException
	at org.apache.jsp.apps.newsweek.components.content.magazinepromo.magazinepromo_jsp._jspService(magazinepromo_jsp.java:203)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.runtime.HttpJspBase.service(HttpJspBase.java:70)
	at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:802)
	at org.apache.sling.scripting.jsp.jasper.servlet.JspServletWrapper.service(JspServletWrapper.java:419)
	... 166 more

Request Progress:

      0 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{Request Processing}
      0 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) COMMENT timer_end format is {<elapsed msec>,<timer name>} <optional message>
      0 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Method=GET, PathInfo=/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck.html
      0 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{ResourceResolution}
      4 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{4,ResourceResolution} URI=/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck.html resolves to Resource=JcrNodeResource, type=cq:Page, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck
      4 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Resource Path Info: SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null'
      4 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{ServletResolution}
      4 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=cq:Page, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck)}
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=cq:Page, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck)} Using servlet /libs/foundation/components/primary/cq/Page/Page.jsp
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,ServletResolution} URI=/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck.html handled by Servlet=/libs/foundation/components/primary/cq/Page/Page.jsp
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Requestfilters
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      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: org.apache.sling.portal.container.internal.request.PortalFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: org.apache.sling.rewriter.impl.RewriterFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMRequestFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: org.apache.sling.i18n.impl.I18NFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.theme.impl.ThemeResolverFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.foundation.forms.impl.FormsHandlingServlet
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: org.apache.sling.engine.impl.debug.RequestProgressTrackerLogFilter
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.newsweek.cq.wcm.servlets.CheatSheetRedirect
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.newsweek.cq.wcm.servlets.WrapRedirect
      6 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.newsweek.cq.user.impl.UserServiceFilter
      7 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.newsweek.content.view.impl.WCMModeFilterFix
      7 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.mobile.core.impl.redirect.RedirectFilter
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     12 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Componentfilters
     12 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
     13 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
     13 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/libs/foundation/components/primary/cq/Page/Page.jsp#0}
     13 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/page/blogentrypage, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
     13 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/page/blogentrypage, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content)}
     18 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{5,resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/page/blogentrypage, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/page/page.jsp
     18 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
     18 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
     18 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
     18 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/page/page.jsp#1}
     90 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adcontroller (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adcontroller', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
     90 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adcontroller)}
     92 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adcontroller)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp
     92 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
     92 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
     92 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
     92 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#2}
     93 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#2}
    388 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Found processor for post processing ProcessorConfiguration: {contentTypes=[text/html],order=-1, active=true, valid=true, processErrorResponse=true, pipeline=(generator=Config(type=htmlparser, config={}), transformers=(Config(type=linkchecker, config={}), Config(type=mobile, config=org.apache.sling.jcr.resource.JcrPropertyMap@2b2832ca), Config(type=mobiledebug, config=org.apache.sling.jcr.resource.JcrPropertyMap@5c1e81e8), Config(type=contentsync, config=org.apache.sling.jcr.resource.JcrPropertyMap@56e2d597), serializer=Config(type=htmlwriter, config={}))}
    403 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard] (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard', selectorString='forceShowing', extension='html', suffix='null')
    403 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard])}
    405 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboard])} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp
    405 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    405 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    405 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    405 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#3}
    406 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#3}
    407 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight] (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight', selectorString='forceShowing', extension='html', suffix='null')
    407 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight])}
    409 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(TypeOverwritingResourceWrapper, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight, resource=[NonExistingResource, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/adBillboardRight])} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp
    409 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    409 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    409 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    409 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#4}
    410 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,/apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp#4}
    411 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/heading, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/heading (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/heading', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    411 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/heading, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/heading)}
    412 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/heading, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/heading)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/heading/heading.jsp
    412 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    412 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    412 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    412 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/heading/heading.jsp#5}
    415 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{3,/apps/dailybeast/components/heading/heading.jsp#5}
    417 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/updated-dek (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/updated-dek', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    417 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/updated-dek)}
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/updated-dek)} Using servlet /libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp#6}
    419 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{0,/libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp#6}
    420 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/sharetools, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    420 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/sharetools, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools)}
    421 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/sharetools, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/sharetools/sharetools.jsp
    421 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    421 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    421 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    421 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/sharetools/sharetools.jsp#7}
    423 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,/apps/dailybeast/components/sharetools/sharetools.jsp#7}
    423 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    423 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body)}
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/parsys, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body)} Using servlet /libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp#8}
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove] (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    424 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove])}
    426 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=newsweek/components/content/brightcove, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/brightcove])} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/video/brightcove/brightcove.jsp
    426 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    426 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    426 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    426 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/video/brightcove/brightcove.jsp#9}
    427 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,/apps/dailybeast/components/video/brightcove/brightcove.jsp#9}
    427 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text, type=foundation/components/text, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/text, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text] (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    427 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text, type=foundation/components/text, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/text, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text])}
    429 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(Paragraph, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text, type=foundation/components/text, cssClass=default, column=0/0, diffInfo=[null], resource=[JcrNodeResource, type=foundation/components/text, superType=null, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/body/text])} Using servlet /libs/foundation/components/text/text.jsp
    429 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    429 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    429 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    429 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/libs/foundation/components/text/text.jsp#10}
    437 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{8,/libs/foundation/components/text/text.jsp#10}
    437 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{13,/libs/foundation/components/parsys/parsys.jsp#8}
    438 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/storymeta, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/storymeta (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/storymeta', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
    438 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/storymeta, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/storymeta)}
    439 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/storymeta, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/storymeta)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/storymeta/storymeta.jsp
    439 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
    439 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMComponentFilter
    439 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Calling filter: com.day.cq.wcm.core.impl.WCMDebugFilter
    439 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{/apps/dailybeast/components/storymeta/storymeta.jsp#11}
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    472 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_START{resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/sharetools, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools)}
    473 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/sharetools, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/sharetools)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/sharetools/sharetools.jsp
    473 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
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    477 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/maincolad (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/maincolad', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
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    478 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{1,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/ads/advertising, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/maincolad)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/ads/advertising/advertising.jsp
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    482 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/comments, path=/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/comments (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/newsweek/blogs/pop-vox/2009/10/02/zombies-are-not-the-new-vampires-they-don-t-suck/jcr:content/comments', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
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    519 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Applying Includefilters
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    523 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG Including resource SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/image, path=/content/dailybeast/jcr:content/c-col/newsweekmagazine/image (SlingRequestPathInfo: path='/content/dailybeast/jcr:content/c-col/newsweekmagazine/image', selectorString='null', extension='html', suffix='null')
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    525 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) TIMER_END{2,resolveServlet(SyntheticResource, type=dailybeast/components/image, path=/content/dailybeast/jcr:content/c-col/newsweekmagazine/image)} Using servlet /apps/dailybeast/components/image/image.jsp
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    526 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG SCRIPT ERROR: 
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    527 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG SCRIPT ERROR: 
    528 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG SCRIPT ERROR: javax.servlet.ServletException: javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: Error while executing script main.standard.jsp
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    529 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG SCRIPT ERROR: javax.servlet.ServletException: javax.servlet.jsp.JspException: Error while executing script body.jsp
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    530 (2015-05-26 16:38:05) LOG SCRIPT ERROR: 
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