Eric Grimes, via Facebook
"So I get to go back in time and not pick Sara Palin as VP and you get my soul? Deal!"
Larry Peters, via Newsweek.com
"If Cindy asks, Snooki and me are just friends."
Mike Phillips, via Newsweek.com
"... and the horse you rode in on!"
Even though Washington is in the middle of “silly season,” politicians nationwide are gearing up for November. After a win in Arizona Tuesday, Sen. John McCain found himself face-to-face with the American Southwest’s version of a maverick: the cowboy. What do you think McCain is saying to this shady ranger? Let us know in the comments below and we will announce the best entries next week.
Past Contest Winners
Alessandro Bartoletti, via Facebook
“Her putts are sinking faster than our economy!”
Rick Reinacher, via Facebook
“Check out Boehner's new spray tan.”
Gulserene Dastur, via Facebook
“Bo! Bring that ball back here at once!”
Bart Knijnenburg, via Newsweek.com
"Blagojevich: Now even accused of selling the seat of his pants."
Chris Cote, via Facebook
"One little slip-up and now I'm the doorman at a senior center."
Mel Metts, via Facebook
"That belt buckle is effin' golden!"