Stained by Sex Scandals

Thanks to the Danielle Steele-esque details in the Starr Report, Slick Willie's affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky took the fun out of lots of things in one fell swoop. There was the cigar incident. There was Lewinsky's comment to a friend that she was "going to the White House to get my presidential kneepads." There was her famously stained blue dress. There was even a moment in which Lewinsky, while chewing Altoids, told Clinton about the rumored benefits of consuming the mints before oral sex. So if our breath doesn't smell sweet, don't blame us—blame Bill.