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President Obama may have been able to strategically avoid accused rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s lunge toward his wife Michelle, but he couldn’t avoid catching an earful of Silvio Berlusconi at the G-8 summit in France on Thursday. According to a lip-reading analysis of video footage conducted on behalf of The Telegraph, Berlusconi pulled a visibly uncomfortable Obama aside and complained about his current legal troubles—he’s currently on trial for having sex with an underage prostitute—claiming there was “a dictatorship of left-wing judges” in Italy. Berlusconi reportedly added, “I have had 31 trials against me and I've always been acquitted.”