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Intrepid Times of London reporter Rob Crilly scored himself entry to the Obama family victory party at the ancestral home in Kogelo, Kenya. His ticket: a goat with big testicles that proved its breeding. The goat will be grilled this evening as part of what Crilly calls a “vast celebration feast” that began last night and features four bulls, 16 chickens, and numerous sheep and goats. Dozens of family members have congregated for the event, and according to Abongo Malik Obama, the idea that McCain might win has no sway here: “We are not considering that possibility.”