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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

What Bernie Should Read in Jail

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As the Ponzi king heads to prison, he suddenly has a lot of time on his hands. Andy Borowitz recommends five books that should keep him busy for the next 150 years.

8:26 AM | Jul 6, 2009
The Cheney Media Blitz You Didnt See

The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See

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The former vice president's current media blitz begs a question: could he actually be planning a presidential run? Here are 8 signs you might be seeing "Cheney 2012."

6:34 AM | May 15, 2009
Ashley Dupreacute in Exile

Ashley Dupré in Exile

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This week's Newsweek cover story unfortunately focused on the least interesting person in the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal: Eliot Spitzer. As a public service, satirist Andy Borowitz has fabricated the following profile of the significantly more interesting Ashley Alexandra Dupré.

4:28 PM | Apr 22, 2009
How Big Is Obamas Package

How Big Is Obama's Package?

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'A personal matter,' says president-elect.

12:29 PM | Jan 9, 2009
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