02.15.10 11:40 AM ET
Awesome NSFW Kevin Smith Rant
So you may have heard that Kevin Smith was recently booted off a Southwest Airlines flight for being, well, a bit too husky. In this NSFW clip, Smith recounts his humiliation, and the important fact that, as he, puts it, "I know I'm fat, but I'm not that [bleeping] fat." Full audio at smodcast.com.