In an unintentional metaphor for our own presidential race, opposing construction workers became a heavy metal battle royale in China. In the clip above, two front end loaders spar inelegantly while civilians flee the clanging, with multiple metal monsters involved until one topples slowly over. One of the drivers jumps, looking uninjured, from the cockpit, while another attempts to lift the fallen behemoth. The Guardian reported that the ‘dozers represented two competing companies, though local police wouldn’t release details, citing an ongoing investigation.