06.19.1312:15 PM ET

50 Shades of Apps

New masturbation app features games and cartoons.

If you’ve ever considered masturbation but didn’t know how to go about it, there’s an app for that. Seriously. New York–based designer Tina Gong recently developed HappyPlayTime (yes, that’s really the name), an app that “educates” women through the use of “light-hearted games and cartoons.” It works in sort of the same way your child could learn the alphabet through that app on your phone. But let’s hope your child doesn’t open up this one ...