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07.05.13

Bald Baby? Buy Her a Wig

Company makes headbands with fringe of bangs for little girls.

Have you ever looked at your newborn baby girl and thought, “You know what? She’s beautiful, with my eyes and her daddy’s nose, buuuut I just wish she had some bangs. They don’t have to be Mobama style, just a little fringe. Yes, that would make both our lives complete.” No? Well, someone has, which prompted the incarnation of Baby Bangs! (don’t forget the exclamation mark!), which are headbands with false hair attached to them. The company’s creators do not want your little princess to be mistaken for a boy if she only has a wee bit of fuzz atop her noggin. According to the Baby Bangs! website, “It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there ... The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!” Now that’ll prompt some serious spit-up.