Don’t Instagram That
How much do you love seeing your second cousin’s swollen, bleeding eye? Would you like it more with a “vintage” filter? Probably not, says Becca Rose. In fact, “injuries” tops her list of most obnoxious Instagram offenses. The other seven include: nudity (no one wants to witness Amanda Bynes’s train-wreck life unfold in virtually no clothing), toilets, selfies (Amanda, looking at you again ... except that we don't want to be), kissing (if only Drake would come find her—NOT), Kelvin filter, insects, and food (none of which Amanda has time for. She’s a very busy lady). Save that stuff for MySpace.