Woods Paid Off Birdies

We bet he’s wishing for a refund: According to MSNBC, Tiger Woods paid several of his mistresses $5,000 to $10,000 a month to keep quiet about their affairs. “The money comes via a wire transfer,” said one woman. “There’s no contract about it, there’s no discussion about what it’s for, but it’s implied that it’s in exchange for keeping quiet about his affair.”