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U.S. President Donald Trump is visiting his Trump Turnberry golf course, as well as Trump International Golf Links in Aberdeenshire, during a brief visit to Scotland from July 25 to 29. 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REUTERS/Brian Snyder     TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/heres-who-will-and-should-win-at-this-years-emmy-awards/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:36:02.664Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/WDLF3DM7AFDGDOIWXIUPIXBMPA.jpg?auth=a6066833dfccaa6cea124e6e92293130e52a0905fb3145061e785bd9ae40ac9c&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3000&amp;height=1571</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/king-charles-ex-girlfriend-davina-morley-dies-at-75/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:25:54.076Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/AWFIEZZJ6JGGVE47SI37YGVYEM.jpg?auth=4b699c27b355753171c8e9b20ce0bc5b8f47345e256ecd329520374e32642f49&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3508&amp;height=1973</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Charles, Prince of Wales, with his girlfriend, Davina Sheffield, in 1976.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/royal-family-rocked-by-death-just-days-after-kings-funeral/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:23:27.672Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/TYNTH7YLCJHXXKVCPEEGD5UNPM.jpg?auth=11d3b8827880631adcee6c0d786be183c01dcfe99853617faf1bda2ac9c68297&amp;smart=true&amp;width=6070&amp;height=3415</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Picture taken on May 27, 2025 shows Princess Astrid of Norway sitting in a wheelchair at the opening of the second part of the exhibition "At the King's Table - from tableware to contemporary ceramics" in the Queen Sonja KunstStall in Oslo. Two days after the burial of Norwegian King Harald V, his older sister, Princess Astrid, has died. "The Princess passed away today, Friday, at the age of 94," the Norwegian royal palace announced on September 11, 2026 (Photo by Stian Lysberg Solum / NTB / AFP via Getty Images) / Norway OUT]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/andrew-garfields-flight-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-over-odor/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:19:47.179Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/LEAS5Z5UFBBWPKMODO22DDC5NA.JPG?auth=c3cca1be012a86b6f3f96cd940cdae5bbd3eb6812c1047679a87423329838d15&amp;smart=true&amp;width=4562&amp;height=2566</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/bush-appointed-judge-j-michael-luttig-warns-of-another-jan-6-after-midterms/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:15:36.169Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/STNZRM6HERFG3MBSSVBU76RSZY.JPG?auth=ee4b6eff4204e1385e4f1fc61b241a27ec27b61546828fd07d3d426f2b3fba4a&amp;smart=true&amp;width=4927&amp;height=2771</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/unhinged-trump-reposts-go-home-at-peace-video-from-jan-6-2021/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-12T08:10:41.987Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/MCPSD3VWMRBBVO6EIABJLPY7HQ.jpg?auth=b842ef354754c6255f8867f65e97722bab489f3df00eca686e574c3e80aaf9d9&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5010&amp;height=2817</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[US President Donald Trump speaks while hosting a Rose Garden dinner at the White House in Washington, DC, on September 2, 2026. 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"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. The guests for Tuesday, September 8 included Andrew Garfield ("The Uprising"), Joey King ("Practical Magic 2"), and musical guest Franky Perez sits in with The Cletones. (Disney/Randy Holmes)
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