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(Photo by Stewart Cook/Getty Images for Apple TV+)]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/trumps-pattern-of-fawning-over-muscly-men-exposed-on-the-daily-show/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T15:49:41.025Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/KGMSKVP57ZDDRH74ECHA5GHSZI.JPG?auth=04a0c3360dd648e3e643516ed41df80821013446ced43e6be19e4c9ab6f798e3&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5500&amp;height=3094</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Trump celebrated Colbert’s axing.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-goon-kurt-olsens-crackpot-bid-to-derail-election-exposed/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T15:14:09.263Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/JC7KDZNXYVC47ARVKRRSTTI4BE.JPG?auth=ea4a1c2eae7bd1bd6356005fa6bb3db343bb813965cc9631e855061d89d376b3&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5233&amp;height=2943</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourist-matthew-cameron-plunges-to-his-death-at-perus-inca-trail-to-machu-picchu/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T14:55:20.874Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/W2DAJ6MXCFCFZE53TTR5UPTR44.JPG?auth=08a58183dc2867c832738bdfbd7a62ccc9281c6c66d2be08ae50fb7f2557a427&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2800&amp;height=1575</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Hikers follow one of the best-preserved sections of the Inca road known as the Takesi trail leading from the San Francisco mine, over the Apacheta pass at 4,700 meters (15,420 feet) above sea level and down into the Amazon Basin, in La Paz Province June 24, 2009. The pre-Hispanic Takesi trail, one of the most popular walks in the Andes, was used by the Incas as a major route to connect the region around La Paz with the tropical Alto Beni. Picture taken June 24, 2009. 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Bradford High School in in Kenosha, Wisconsin on September 1, 2020. - Trump said Tuesday on a visit to protest-hit Kenosha, Wisconsin that recent anti-police demonstrations in the city were acts of \"domestic terror\" committed by violent mobs. \"These are not acts of peaceful protest but really domestic terror,\" Trump said, describing multiple nights of angry demonstrations last week after a white police officer in Kenosha shot a black man in the back at close range. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images)"</p>]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/standard-chartered-boss-bill-winters-grovels-after-four-word-insult-to-workers/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T15:53:55.993Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/5NEH4L6HDZGNZN2Q26KT7A5ZJQ.JPG?auth=cede50517f69069a44c5e8d13339b31ba60cfa3bb049a3cb4ad5ceed6c2c6482&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5188&amp;height=2918</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/qvc-cookware-memorial-day-sale/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T14:04:08.906Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/5C7JAU7PDZDX7E4NQ6XWI3FH2U.png?auth=9ecb00612e78d3a55084399f0679c801264379ba0ce4404291ad478620bae26a&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1920&amp;height=1080</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/trump-threatens-late-night-tv-bloodbath-with-rip-rant-after-stephen-colberts-the-late-show-finale/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T14:24:40.601Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/KASD2TE2LRCIXHKBJOTERAIIWQ.jpg?auth=6584b50b28f99d969e419675ce9a60d96fb6c0bd3a280c5948d0453f5977031e&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3932&amp;height=2212</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/spider-noir-nicolas-cage-makes-marvels-spider-man-spin-off-a-knockout/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T16:06:45.699Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/YGQSOHNNB5FELJMXBPVIEG4PFM.jpg?auth=330bd2fdd18b72d833f3567a8cbf09659caf0b105121668206e5ff9e651ef487&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3000&amp;height=1688</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[A photo illo illustration of Nicolas Cage as The Spider in Spider-Noir.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-called-to-break-up-mick-jaggers-a-list-party/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T13:57:12.341Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/F7XSUEC6VFBSBMS74FGB5XRC7Q.JPG?auth=d910922d493d3244564d6b16c77fd2c5449ebfebfebd9c7df815984f75ddeda6&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2942&amp;height=1655</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/former-cnn-anchor-jim-acosta-demands-his-own-payout-from-trumps-slush-fund/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T13:49:34.513Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/KL32IKUOG5EQDJWI4OMAHI46Y4.JPG?auth=7864ce7921f0beb2dcebfbda29a65395097e1121b266417e387b3a663c82735f&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5468&amp;height=3076</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/president-trump-hits-devastating-three-year-low-in-damning-poll-on-the-us-economy/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T13:48:22.011Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/Z7GQNULLMNB4FOXN66GHUON4QA.JPG?auth=6d7df1a0f16af9318d01b0063d617fff2b69aec683eaaa6145c21b4271b32726&amp;smart=true&amp;width=6554&amp;height=3686</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[President Donald Trump speaks to the media as he departs Joint Base Andrews for the United States Coast Guard Academy in Connecticut, in Maryland, U.S., May 20, 2026.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/cbs-takes-swipe-at-colbert-the-second-his-last-show-ends/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T21:37:37.153Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/SRQ3Q7HAZ5AELOPXRADTKW7RV4.png?auth=b03a7ed4faf97df7be5963555c4ca57a12b1406ec495f12b36c6a06efe0dc84c&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2374&amp;height=1336</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/nascar-legend-gave-haunting-interview-days-before-his-death/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T13:06:22.595Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/A5ALNVYA75EI5P2EHJN2IIRBHE.jpg?auth=ff4d0366bfe233c37adc0b4c84fe43b8a7bd1c1152bd1a1a4cbf73f0648c29d0&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2932&amp;height=1649</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/ricky-martin-flees-after-fan-sprays-tear-gas-at-stage/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T14:00:48.955Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/SGRKZUAPMRCX3AD5ZZZATUXFE4.JPG?auth=83a7dbfed285753d8808cda30c497abdcaa201ed6eedfa3be7341a0a596109f3&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1823&amp;height=1026</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Ricky Martin performs.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/tuner-oscar-winner-dustin-hoffmans-crime-thriller-is-the-summers-best-surprise/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-23T13:04:20.126Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/HVUCSKMAOZHI7GSHBE2BM6MTZY.jpg?auth=62ed4e1c4d699c67b5031bbb3701d93d4bbd787695a80eff8225b312f1edd813&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3000&amp;height=1688</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Dustin Hoffman and Leo Woodall in Tuner.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/rowdy-united-airlines-passenger-tries-to-open-plane-door-at-36000-feet/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T11:57:49.86Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/RRIIARUGUVAA7MNMOTRCDJNMOE.jpg?auth=5a270dec27111e2418dd6328416aff9acd619ea4ef3b07772dc7ab4b7c4b858f&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2443&amp;height=1374</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[United Airlines launches its inaugural direct flight on the Bari-Newark (BRI-EWR) route, landing at Bari-Palese International Airport ''Karol Wojtyla'' at 6:20 AM on May 2, 2026. The new transatlantic connection links southern Italy with the New York metropolitan area. Puglia Regional President Antonio Decaro and Bari Mayor Vito Leccese attend the welcome ceremony alongside United Airlines representatives. (Photo by Matteo Della Torre/NurPhoto via Getty Images)]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-rapper-nicki-minaj-makes-embarrassing-appearance-at-elon-musks-failed-rocket-launch/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T11:36:20.794Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/MO3XFN42UVEGROK5RDGPSHW3RM.jpg?auth=0b59b9d1e914e0907a8fdc429783af06b68bd85dd2fca7189a4139d7d5286f1c&amp;smart=true&amp;width=563&amp;height=317</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/buffalo-that-looks-like-donald-trump-goes-viral/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T11:29:08.836Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/S3R7GLAHKNADHBRHUR4ZDI2TSQ.jpg?auth=16f48da52b57aee8544f4d73ae4b391d86317db4b08a932061ea2b45049813e8&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5140&amp;height=2891</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[This photograph taken on May 17, 2026 shows content creators shooting videos of an albino buffalo nicknamed "Donald Trump" for sale ahead of Eid al-Adha at a livestock farm in Narayanganj. Crowds in Bangladesh are flocking to snap photographs with an unlikely social media star -- an albino buffalo with flowing blond hair nicknamed "Donald Trump" due to be sacrificed within days. (Photo by Salahuddin AHMED / AFP via Getty Images) / To go with 'Bangladesh-US-Politics-Buffalo', VISUAL STORY]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/jailed-trump-fixer-michael-cohen-plots-cash-grab-from-justice-departments-new-anti-weaponization-fund/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T11:18:21.837Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/5ZNVPXVCYZOQ5B4KYEBJFGHK3Q.jpg?auth=aff282dec6d567955327cf2abd6751a175c8c356f78fd81a967411adea16b70e&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5568&amp;height=3132</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Trump’s former consigliere Michael Cohen.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/paul-mccartney-brings-down-the-house-for-colberts-last-joke/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T12:18:50.336Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/BX22Q5E4YBE27EJ3VTC2NIOHAY.jpg?auth=b1621166d53db9b808277f9c6f85d42077dc6d4c04f7c56a13a1c6fe7e5fbb65&amp;smart=true&amp;width=4000&amp;height=2250</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert and Paul 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Secretary Pete Hegseth took time out of his day job to campaign for Kentucky GOP House Ed Gallrein in Hebron, KY on 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Finnerty complains about Stephen 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Colbert says goodbye to his 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Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/cbs-60-minutes-star-anderson-cooper-who-quit-backs-stephen-colbert-in-tv-tribute/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-23T06:12:35.32Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/KAS4FVQ3MZBLDMRPWY76R4R2XA.png?auth=587b725442c4ca9659b3dbf5bee62597c1688ba72d411d48aea027ab654b84bb&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1796&amp;height=1010</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper pays tribute to Stephen 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REUTERS/Purnima Shrestha]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-york-times-owner-ag-sulzberger-savages-cbs-bosses-for-going-maga-and-bending-to-donald-trump/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T01:58:43.222Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/GTABUELDI5AU7NHUR2APRJVLOU.png?auth=ab39ef3189e1fee3edb48798c10d9ce2f14e7379ab3cd5d1f2e9f07b43916182&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3000&amp;height=1680</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-self-soothes-by-fiddling-with-clocks-as-agenda-implodes/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T02:42:02.638Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/AWNMMGF63FAGBGGU372R2KFCLU.gif?auth=d672196793b0342cfee33f4f308bc32cabf624d820da8b9b203223a275625f95&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1920&amp;height=1081</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/stars-blast-cbs-and-trump-hours-before-stephen-colberts-final-late-show/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T01:19:30.65Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/XFYG74A3GBAEXJLSVDQUCN6XDI.jpg?auth=c7247969d67a72dd67295e06e8dd81357761e79c6c23abf02bcd82da76bd6dbb&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2155&amp;height=1212</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[The soon-to-be former host of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has revealed the dress code for his post-finale celebration is “Fired & Festive!”]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gives-worrying-excuse-for-his-troops-reversal/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T07:44:55.414Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/KVWNIYJPAZGT3IFRAMFQ4R6VTE.JPG?auth=2e2771bae7192de22a10350679f9fd08d974a97dafb11326c218b1757bb95c39&amp;smart=true&amp;width=5088&amp;height=2862</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-miller-gives-bonkers-defense-of-trumps-18b-anti-weaponization-slush-fund/</loc><lastmod>2026-05-22T00:15:07.216Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/RZWYC3OB45AXPD7RQTQLPQP3LU.JPG?auth=6859a7ba93c550f85ecb3f49c5a145176ebc57108df33d3304f5cfb77d2044da&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3424&amp;height=1926</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller speaks to reporters at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., May 21, 2026.  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