<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1"><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/rising-star-cory-michael-smith-on-secret-to-playing-chevy-chase-and-elon-musk/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-05T17:14:11.059Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/OMR3TJI73NCC5IMEGRSWR6HULI.jpg?auth=4cec21391f0ec0cfe809eb8f5de645d0d84e0da4a2b5db4a2aea1a7d9ffe1db5&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1920&amp;height=1080</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Chevy Chase, Cory Michael Smith, and Elon Musk.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/art-garfunkel-84-threatens-to-flee-us-over-shocking-trump/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-05T03:49:37.79Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/RV3UTYWPGZBVXOVOIZLZSNDKCY.JPG?auth=4f0826c3f8a43308e67e3c262ff903ea4967d4f84811f702a7bcdb1fa2a224cb&amp;smart=true&amp;width=2105&amp;height=1184</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Paul Simon (R) waves with Art Garfunkel after their performance during one of two 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame concerts in New York October 29, 2009.  REUTERS/Lucas Jackson (UNITED STATES ENTERTAINMENT)]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wheel-of-fortune-star-jim-thornton-fired-over-sick-airplane-incident/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-05T08:06:19.678Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/RVKZETCFAVAGFIHH75SBI6PX4E.jpg?auth=2088de8c659a49ae4b1c29f8baea4c4f51454f0ed9a8a6ce33a700751aca6639&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3000&amp;height=1688</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[Wheel of Fortune suspended announcer Jim Thornton amid allegations of accessing an inappropriate site aboard a flight.]]></image:caption></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/grammy-winner-olivia-rodrigo-hits-trump-for-picking-fights-with-pop-stars/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-04T21:29:37.909Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/DDFZDWQVTFFWBLT2GWT7YWA24U.JPG?auth=1bafb4f2e3dc65c3aa357fb774d22d2668b606b84280ce1f477edecebf03b591&amp;smart=true&amp;width=3291&amp;height=1851</image:loc></image:image></url><url><loc>https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/kimmel-host-jelly-roll-warned-by-john-rich-he-could-lose-half-his-fans-over-trump-jokes/</loc><lastmod>2026-09-04T21:19:13.941Z</lastmod><changefreq>always</changefreq><priority>0.5</priority><image:image><image:loc>https://thedailybeast-thedailybeast-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/ASJLEMTCSJDZXFZTXJUYIFMJZQ.jpg?auth=1ea7bad00c34ed05b3e8de97672b2843fed064e3e75261d1ade29484ac3bd9c9&amp;smart=true&amp;width=1625&amp;height=914</image:loc><image:caption><![CDATA[JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!  "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. The guests for Thursday, August 27 included guest host Jelly Roll, Leslie Mann ("Spa Weekend"), Bert Kreischer ("Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded At Sea 2026"), and musical guest Sara Niemietz sits in with The Cletones. (Disney/Randy Holmes)
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President Donald Trump holds up an executive order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America after signing it at the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., August 27, 2026. 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