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My entire 1980s childhood was a lie.
To combat global warming.
Suspect still at large.
During Operation Fast and Furious.
Will turn himself in Monday.
Found on same island as wing flap.
2 dead, 24 wounded.
After argument broke out.
After dying son asked him to.
According to affidavit.
Despite promises to bring back jobs.