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There isn’t a bribe big enough for either of them to keep the World Cup after Sepp Blatter resigns.
Defying Mitch McConnell.
By squeezing indicted FIFA execs.
Armed with a machete.
As much as $24.70 per hour.
Needs to raise $1.4 million.
"Heather" and "Cathy" also contenders.
Tortured to the point of hallucination.
"It's never to late to say thank you."
Time Warner Cable at bottom.
By fellow Swiss, Stan Wawrinka.