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Charlie Sheen Rants Turned into Poetry

Beaten down or Beat poet? Charlie Sheen's rambling talk-show rants are filled with powerful symbolic imagery and occasionally wise rhymes. Read his latest work.

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Poetry at My Fingertips: The Selected Verse of Charlie Sheen

What Remains

I don’t have a job. I’ve got a whole family To support and love. People A lot more important than me Are relying on that money To fuel the magic.

Like Lambs to the Slumber

So just shut your traps And put...

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