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03.23.128:33 AM ET

Prince Philip and Queen Get Immortalised in Terracotta

What to give the monarch who has everything?

Image #: 17357447 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 21: A mock up of the heads of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip with their hair made out of grass is seen in front of Big Ben at parliament Square March 21, 2012 in London, England. A 8-foot high potrait of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip paraded in central London to promote a gardening program. British Queen is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee organizing various programs across the globe. Bimal Gautam/Barcroft Media /Landov — Bimal Gautam, Barcroft Media / Landov

Just three words suffice to describe these taste-free 11ft high plant tubs, created in the image of Prince Philip and the Queen by QVC to mark the Jubilee.

Oh. My. God.

Image #: 17357487 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 21: A mock up of the heads of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip with their hair made out of grass is seen in front of Big Ben at parliament Square March 21, 2012 in London, England. A 8-foot high potrait of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip paraded in central London to promote a gardening program. British Queen is celebrating her Diamond Jubilee organizing various programs across the globe. Bimal Gautam/Barcroft Media /Landov — Bimal Gautam, Barcroft Media / Landov