Our Favorite Future Biden ‘Gaffes’

Three days after Vice President Joe Biden ‘gaffed’ that he was ‘absolutely comfortable’ with gay marriage, President Obama appeared on ABC to support the cause. We asked Twitter what they would like Biden's next gaffe to be—and got both serious and humorous responses. See our favorites below.

Medicare

"I guess it'd be okay if we gave everyone Medicare. Yeah, that'd be awesome!" #FutureBidenGaffes
— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) May 9, 2012

Internet

Free Internet! #FutureBidenGaffes
— Jasmine K (@tealeaves_) May 9, 2012

Speculators

#FutureBidenGaffes I'm comfortable with criminal charges against those whose irresponsible speculation wrecked the economy.
— The Politics Babe (@ThePoliticsBabe) May 9, 2012

Designated Hitter

I support the designated hitter in the national league #futureBidengaffes
— Marie Short (@mkh531) May 9, 2012

Green

"Screw foreign oil. Let's switch over fully to green energy by 2030." #FutureBidenGaffes
— Morningwhine (@Morningwhine) May 9, 2012

Equal Pay

"We are comfortable that we support equal pay for women!" #FutureBidenGaffes
— saeid sh (@DonSaeid) May 9, 2012

Chappelle Show

"Seriously, man. We need another six seasons of Chappelle's Show." #FutureBidenGaffes
— Brendan McDonald (@ProducerMcD) May 9, 2012

Marijuana

We can't afford to keep incarcerating people for drug possession crimes.In fact, marijuana should be legal.#FutureBidenGaffes
— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) May 9, 2012

Women's Bodies

"I think women know what's best for their bodies." #FutureBidenGaffes
— Dr. Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) May 9, 2012

Quidditch

I'm thinking of starting a quidditch league. #futureBidengaffes
— Highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) May 9, 2012

Peace

"I'm comfortable with an immediate end to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan."#FutureBidenGaffes
— Janice L. Decker (@Jdecker200) May 9, 2012

Go Cubs

I support the Cubs winning the World Series. #FutureBidenGaffes
— Crystal (@lunar456) May 9, 2012

Plan B

Plan B should be available over the counter. #FutureBidenGaffes
— Matt Ritter (@mattritter1) May 9, 2012