"Kate" Calls a Cab

In one of the most bizarro acts of katesploitation yet recorded, Chinese tourism executives have filmed a truly wierd video depicting Kate as a gold digger to promote the Chinese city of Chengdu.

Where? Exactly.

Three so-so lookalikes play Kate, Prince William and Queen Elizabeth II attempting to hail a cab in the London rain.

"Kate,"  gets frustrated and complains, "I just don't understand why we cannot take the royal limo. I didn't marry into royalty to schlep around in a taxi," but William calls a "Panda cab" and saves the day.

That's it! I'm off to Chengdu for my vacay!