Tying The Knot: Burberry designer Christopher Bailey is set to marry his boyfriend of three years, Simon Woods. In 2005, Bailey tragically lost his longtime partner, Geert Cloet, to cancer. The pair will reportedly wed in a small civil service in London next month. They were seen at the Chelsea Registrar Office this week, giving notice of their upcoming nuptials. Mazel Tov! [Daily Mail] 

Fit of Rage: Oscar de la Renta's designer son, Moises took to Facebook to rant about show crashers who keep asking for tickets to his famous dad's fashion show.  “Haha lol mad peeps asking me top go to #ODLR show this season but where were u when [bleep] was crazy . . . ! Nowhere! So go find ur own invites, fake ass punks . . . PS my name is Moises not Oscar and I’m not in the PR business so see you guys in hell [bleeps]! #lmfao #sweetrevenge,” he wrote. [Page Six]

Snubbed! Anna Wintour reportedly offered Ann Romney a profile in Vogue -- but according to The New Republic -- it somehow "fell through." [TNR]

Closet Case: Kim Kardashian's well publicized Kanye West closet purge sounded like a boon for her favorite charities, as it seemed like she was going to donate all of the proceeds rather than keeping them for herself.  Well that's only sort of true—only 10% will go to to the Life Change Community Church. [Fashionista]

His and Hers: William and Kate wore matching red sneakers while attending events on the first day of the Paralympic games. [ELLE UK]