Not a joke. Here's the basic format:
You need to guess the winner, clearly. The next tiebreak is the person to get closest to the number of electoral votes secured by the winner. If it's still tied, we may get more creative and break the tie, but we will probably just call it good there. (Maybe!)
Winner(s) get to submit a guest blog of their choice the Friday after the election. Sadly, basic rules of decency/civility/decorum will apply.
Submit in the following format to email@example.com:
1) Your name, and the name you comment under here at The DB
2) Your guess for the winner
3) Electoral votes for the winner