The Royalist's favourite new spoof twitter account, @pippatips, is a parodic take on Pipa Middleton's over-simple party tips.
Choice samples include:
"If you fancy a bit of a laugh, watching, reading or listening to comedy can be an amusing way to bring the smiles!"
"When driving at night, lights aren't only a legal requirement, but a fun way of seeing the road and other things!"
"Coffee is a great pick-me-up on to put some zing in those long Monday mornings, can be served with or without milk and/or sugar."
"If you want to write to someone but don't want to wait for it to be delivered via post simply send an e-mail using a computer!"
"Music can provide a great soundtrack to all sorts of activities!"
"Celebrate the traditional British Friday by visiting the pub with friends or colleagues & drinking some alcohol!"
"If you're in a pub or restaurant that is closing but you'd like to continue your night out, try a nightclub for continued fun!"
"Roast Sunday lunches make for delicious leftovers for the rest of the week!” (Oh no, sorry, that's a real one. My mistake, the Royalist)