If there’s one thing British society magazine Tatler likes, it’s a good list. Their new issue features a roll-call of the “50 most fascinating people in the country.”

The Royals make up an expectedly high number of the entries:

Pippa Middleton - “Pippa shops at Selfridges food hall and has her eyeliner tattooed onto her lower eyelid” - is the highest placed royal at #2, the queen is #4 (“ she finds the National Anthem grating”) and Harry is #6.

Kate is #7, Eugenie’s #9, Zara is #35 and last but not least at #50 it’s, er, Lupo, Kate’s dog, who “likes polo matches and Prince Harry, but hates corgis.”