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You Can't Yell 'Bingo' Around a Bunch of Old People and Not Expect to Be Arrested

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“Just like you can’t run into a theater and yell ‘fire’ when it’s not on fire, you can’t run into a crowded bingo hall and yell ‘bingo’ when there isn’t one." -

-- Park Hills (Ohio) Police Sgt. Richard Webster

That seems fair. Thanks to Walter Olson for publicizing this important new rule of law.

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