Amanda Bynes Asks Drake to Murder Her Vagina and Other WTF Tweets
The actress’s shocking tweet Thursday night is the latest entry in her bizarre, glorious Twitter feed. Come, take a tour through the Amanda Bynes Twitter Hall of Shame.
The most interesting thing about Amanda Bynes—and there are many, many things competing for that superlative—is her Twitter account. She retired from acting through it: “I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired.” (Her tweet minutes before: “I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi.”) She’s appealed to the president to get her out of a drunk driving charge. “Hey @BarackObama…I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”
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There was a dark period between September 2010 and November 2012 when the former Nickelodeon actress deleted her iconic Twitter account (flowers died; children wept; a brisk, ominous chill enveloped the land). Now it’s back, better, and as batshit as ever. Proof: a tweet Thursday night that quickly went viral in which Bynes invited a rapper to assassinate her hooha.
I want @drake to murder my vagina
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Yes, “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” Someone needs to get that in needlepoint on a throw pillow stat. Wonderfully, horrifyingly, hilariously, it’s only the latest of Bynes’s odd tweets. Here, a walk back through the Amanda Bynes Twitter Hall of Shame.
Wink ;) twitpic.com/ca3l06
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 10, 2013
What is there to say about this that hasn’t already been said? (And a lot was said.)
I created the phrase Ily & lololol.*proud*
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 17, 2013
Amanda Bynes, inventor of the phrase “laugh out loud out loud out loud.” *proud* indeed.
Please don't take paparazzi pictures of me I like taking my own!twitpic.com/cbn57a
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 15, 2013
Xoxo, Human Brat Doll
He's Rocking That Incest Face
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 15, 2013
Who is and what does that look like? This is important.
SoCkstwitpic.com/cc0kzd
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 17, 2013
Cute!
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 13, 2013
Amanda. Amaaaanda. AmANda. AmanDA. Amahhnda. Is it love yet?
I'm on that 24 hour walking diet
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 2, 2013
Ugh, we’re having a total cheat day. (Sat down for three minutes earlier. Yes, so much shame…)
Taking gymnastic classes bwaha
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) February 8, 2013
Yes, Amanda Bynes taking gymnastics does sound terrifying. Bwaha is right.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) January 29, 2013
!!!
Twerking out
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
This was posted right after her invitation to Drake to commit homicide on her vagina. It could not have been a more brilliant follow up. Well played, Ms. Bynes. Well played.
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