Architecture Is Dangerous

03.23.131:05 PM ET

5 Dream Homes That Will Kill Your Kids

Clare, who runs a blog called Projectophile, with a brilliant post on how mid-century modern homes are basically designed to kill young children. My five favorites below (H/T Walter Olson).

The clean lines, the geometric decorative elements, the seamless blending of indoor and outdoor space… I sure do love mid-century modern architecture.

Do you know what I love more? My children. And that is why I will never live in my MCM dream home. Because mid-century modern architecture is designed to KILL YOUR CHILDREN. (Also, moderately clumsy or drunk adults).

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