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02.25.14

Newly Single Robin Thicke’s Potential Pick-Up Lines For Women at the Club

The pervy R&B crooner announced his “mutual” split from his wife of nine years, actress Paula Patton, on Monday. Here are some possible pick-up lines for unsuspecting women. (Warning: Extreme Cheese).

Robin Thicke, he of the rapey summer anthem “Blurred Lines,” ubiquitous shades, pinky ring, and stench of Drakkar Noir, announced his “mutual” split on Monday from his wife of nine years—and high school sweetheart—Paula Patton, an actress who’s starred in films ranging from Precious to Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.

The spawn of Alan Thicke was infamously photographed back in October grabbing the behind of a 20-year-old floozy at a VMA after-party—a picture which went viral, and had wives everywhere shaking their heads. The ass-grab seen ‘round the world, of course, occurred after his bizarre performance bumping and grinding against a tongue-wagging Miley Cyrus whilst dressed in a striped Beetlejuice suit at said VMAs.

Now that Thicke is single—and always ready to mingle—here are some pickup lines for possible butt-grabbing victims, culled from his recent, musty album, Blurred Lines.

“I’m fascinated by your stare / I went through all your fancy clothes / I wanna shop for your underwear.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Take It Easy On Me”

“I got this for ya, a little Thicke for ya / A big kiss for ya, I got a hit for ya / Big dick for ya, let me give it to ya.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Give It 2 U”

“Uh, you’re like a needle in a haystack / Uh, I wanna sit you where my face at.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Give It 2 U”

“You the hottest bitch in this place / I feel so lucky, you wanna hug me / What rhymes with hug me? Hey!”

            -Robin Thicke - “Blurred Lines”

“If I partied ‘til the morning would you stay with me? / Girl would you play with me / Or would you hate on me?”

            -Robin Thicke - “Feel Good”

“Something like an angel when you’re walking on by / Sexy from the front, a-ha / Sexy from the back, a-ha / Grab my cardiac, oh my… / Give a boy a heart attack call the ambulance.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Go Stupid 4 U”

“Girl I wrote a song about you / Designed a little part that reminds me of your ass / Sexy from the back, a-ha / Give me some of that, a-ha.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Go Stupid 4 U”

“I knew when I laid my eyes on you / The lights from above seemed to shine on only you / And you made me feel like I was fly / When I made you sparkle in your eyes.”

            -Robin Thicke - “For the Rest of My Life”

“Baby baby, I got an eye for ya / Got an eye for ya, I got a smile for ya / Cheese, let me put it on your face for ya / Please, I got a taste for ya / Tasty, I bought lace for ya / Freaky, I’ll put it on ya / Yeah, so I can come and take it off ya / Yeah, and get off to ya.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Give It 2 U”

“I hate these blurred lines! / I know you want it / I know you want it / I know you want it / But you’re a good girl / The way you grab me / Must wanna get nasty / Go ahead, get at me.”

            -Robin Thicke - “Blurred Lines”