Whoever Wins What, Watch Out For Minnelli

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Presenters being inane, actresses in terrible dresses, and Liza Minnelli threatening chaos: The Oscars pre-show is always a constant joy.

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Published Mar. 2 2014 10:45AM EST

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It is just after 8pm. I do not know what will happen next, but I do know Liza Minnelli is at the Oscars ceremony doing something in cobalt blue, an equally livid streak in her hair, making my heart race.

Tim Teeman

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Whoever Wins What, Watch Out For Minnelli

Presenters being inane, actresses in terrible dresses, and Liza Minnelli threatening chaos: The Oscars pre-show is always a constant joy.

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