Let’s Lay Out the Odds on Your Crazy Summer

Stifling heat! Awkwardly drunken work barbecues! The secret shame of loving the Song of the Summer! Get prepared for what this most glorious season most likely has coming your way.

Kelly Williams Brown

Published May 25 2014 6:45AM EDT

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Happy sort of beginning of summer! Here we stand, on the precipice of another glorious summer—but what will it hold? The Daily Beast is proud to present the following probability listings, so that you may be prepared for any and everything Summer 2014 throws your way!

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Let’s Lay Out the Odds on Your Crazy Summer

Stifling heat! Awkwardly drunken work barbecues! The secret shame of loving the Song of the Summer! Get prepared for what this most glorious season most likely has coming your way.

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Kelly Williams Brown