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Santa Fails One More Time

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I asked for world peace, religious tolerance and an end to poverty. I really did. But they turn out to be more complicated than I thought.

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Darn it, Santa didn’t bring me what I wanted this year. Again.

What I wanted was, of course, what all right-minded people say they want—in public—when they are questioned about the perfect holiday gifts.

World peace, religious tolerance, and an end to global poverty, hunger, and disease.

Did I find any of these...

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