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Meet the King of the Cult of Dunkin’ Donuts

Coffee Wonka

The taste of your Dunkin’ Donuts addiction is affected by everything from climate change to a guy with a white beard trying to stop it from tasting like Starbucks.

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Here’s the thing. I’m from Massachusetts. I know that Dunkin’ Donuts is bad for you.

I get that throwing back a saturated fat soaked heart punch of pastry and chasing it with a Styrofoam-ensconced heavy cream and sugar caffeine calorie grenade isn’t good for you.

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