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Coldplay to Torture Us All at the Super Bowl

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The last thing America needs right now is to see a heavily lit Chris Martin, arms extended, spinning around in a circle whilst crooning ‘Fix You.’

The Super Bowl is an annual celebration of Just Guy Things: homoerotic tight pants, dude-on-dude grappling, sports, balls, brews, and chili. Conversely, the Super Bowl halftime show is an incredibly flamboyant tribute to all things over the top, featuring big-name celebrities, elaborate pyrotechnics, and some of the best wardrobes (and...

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