A plea to America’s Youth!
Now is the time for all good millennials to come to the aid of their country!
Young people of the U.S.A., you must save our nation.
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MARGIN OF TERROR
If you goddamn millennials get off P.J. O'Rourke’s lawn and into a voting booth, we could actually have a decent president.
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