The Force, fan service, and global box office might be strong in Star Wars: Episode VII, but sound, scientific logic? Not so much, according to Neil deGrasse Tyson. The celebri-scientist and Cosmos host snarked his The Force Awakens reaction on Monday, hinting at a slight Chewbacca fixation and critiquing the accuracy of J.J Abrams Star Wars sequel’s galactic space science, with a few mild spoilers. “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, BB-8, a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand,” he pointed out, matter of factly. In space, those Poe Dameron aerial stunts wouldn’t sound quite as cool, either: “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens the TIE fighters made exactly the same sound in the vacuum of space as in planetary atmospheres.” Like the disappointed Chewie The Daily Beast interviewed on Star Wars' opening night, deGrasse Tyson also had beef with the First Order’s solar powered, world-destroying weapon of mass planetary destruction. “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, if you were to suck all of a star’s energy into your planet, your planet would vaporize,” said deGrasse Tyson. “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the energy in a Star is enough to destroy ten-thousand planets, not just a few here & there.” “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, once again I felt isolated and inadequate for not understanding Wookiee-speak,” he lamented, pointing out that Chewie didn’t seem to age as much in the last three decades as his buddy Han Solo. The author and cosmologist also delighted in the culinary treats he spotted in one scene. “Never seen Romanescu Broccoli? Fractal Earth food befitting a tale of long ago and far, far away.” He praised Episode VII’s inventive “zoo of creatures” and the fact that in the Resistance, “Red & Blue teams cooperate with one another. Rare in American politics.” And he couldn’t resist taking a few shots at the callbacks that reminded him of the original trilogy and its respective scientific flaws. “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the Storm Troopers still run as though they’re carrying a full load of poop in their diapers,” he Tweeted. “Unashamed of inanity, The Force Awakens repeats the Millennium Falcon boast of completing the Kessel Run in ‘under 12 parsecs.’ (A parsec is an obscure unit of distance in Astrophysics, equal to 3.26 Light Years. Neither has anything to do with time.)” Earlier this year deGrasse Tweet-reviewed Oscar hopeful The Martian as “fantasy,” scrutinizing the space saga in which astronaut Matt Damon is marooned on Mars and must “science the shit” out of a paltry assemblage of materials to survive. A few weeks back he shared his thoughts on Star Wars’ “fake” Millennium Falcon, establishing his loyalties in the eternal Star Wars vs. Star Trek nerd debate. “In a battle the Enterprise would just wipe its ass with the Millennium Falcon,” he laughed on National Geographic. Photon torpedo shots fired. But not even the world’s most famous astrophysicist could resist the charms of Star Wars’ newest droid. “In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, BB-8 is waaaaay cuter than R2D2,” he Tweeted. “I guess I did just demote R2D2 to ‘Dwarf Cute’ status. No hard feelings though.”