Politics

Zombie Bernie Delivers His Own Eulogy

‘Still Standing’

The nomination may be mathematically out of reach and Hillary may have declared victory, but you wouldn’t have known watching Sanders’s D.C. rally Thursday.

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Have you ever been to a funeral where the man everyone was there to mourn was standing upright, speaking into a microphone, and generating applause lines?

I have.

It took place Thursday evening at the Maloof Skate Park near Lot 3 of Robert F.

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