Lindsay Lohan’s Brexit Twitter Meltdown Is Epic
LONDON — Like most right-thinking Americans, Lindsay Lohan has very little idea what the hell is going on with Brexit.
Unlike most Americans, she is giving it a damn good go.
As Britain’s Twitter users descend into despair amid signs that the older voters have plunged the country’s future into chaos with a vote to quit the European Union, Lohan’s full-throated embrace of the campaign has emerged as one of the night’s highlights.
It’s not entirely clear what she meant, but she wasn’t happy that Sunderland had failed to heed her wisdom.
There was some good news for the campaign to Remain in the EU from the remote Shetland Islands north of Scotland.
“Kettering where are you?” A reasonable question—no one in Britain knows either.
By now the pound was collapsing at a rate not seen since the 2008 crash.
By now as many people seemed to be following Lohan’s freakout as were selling sterling hand over fist.