Cheney’s Heart Skips a Beat

Barack Obama is poised to takeover the White House, the Democrats might get 60 seats in the Senate, some new memos have surfaced revealing the Bush administration’s approval of CIA waterboarding...Is it possible the heat’s getting to Dick Cheney? Doctors discovered a recurrence of Cheney’s abnormal heart rhythm today and he will “undergo an outpatient procedure to restore his normal rhythm,” according to CNN. The Vice President was forced to cancel an appearance at a campaign event for Congressman Marty Ozinga, which, given the Cheney brand, was probably a good thing for Ozinga.