Update

Prison: Madoff Doesn't Have Cancer

Bernard Madoff is not, apparently, preparing to meet his maker. A spokesperson for the U.S. Bureau of Prisons has told The Huffington Post that Monday morning’s report in the New York Post that Madoff is dying from cancer is false. "While the New York Post story is full of inaccuracies, and we can't specifically address all of them, we can tell you that Bernie Madoff is not terminally ill, and has not been diagnosed with cancer,” she said.