Charlie Sheen Wants to Return to Two and a Half Men

It seems Charlie Sheen is really eager to get back to Two and a Half Men. In a strange radio interview with The Dan Patrick Show, Sheen criticized show executives for not allowing him to return to work until he sought treatment, and talked about returning to Los Angeles and “banging on the stage door.” He also followed up on the bizarre advice he gave to UCLA’s baseball team—“Stay off the crack. Drink chocolate milk”—with an equally bizarre explanation: “It just came out of me like poetry ... [I] said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially, Dan. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can.” Sheen said he’s been “off and on” sober, but that right now he’s “100 percent clean.”