Don’t expect to ever see Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, again: TMZ says producers of the show plan to kill off Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, when the show returns in September. The first script isn’t done, and writers haven’t settled on the exact means of death. One idea, TMZ says, is to have Harper drive his car off a cliff—which happened to Sheen’s car twice, in real life, last year. Ashton Kutcher could then take over as the lead character by purchasing Harper’s house. However, a source told The Daily Beast's Maria Elena Fernandez that the rumor about Sheen's on-screen offing is "bullshit."
