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    Hong Kong Man: Woo My Gay Daughter!

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    A deep-walleted Hong Kong property mogul said he’ll sign a check for $65 million to anyone—scratch that, any man—who will woo his lesbian daughter away from her girlfriend and marry her. “Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks,” said Cecil Chao Sze-tsung of his daughter. “She is devoted to her parents, is generous, and does volunteer work.” And while daddy hopes his 33-year-old daughter’s impressive resume—she’s a graduate of the University of Manchester—may entice a male, Chao said he’s less picky about the guy his money may attract. “I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor,” Chao said of any suitors. “The important thing is that he is generous and kindhearted.” Also, that he’s a dude.

    Read it at The Telegraph