1. SOLDIER

    Ryan on Bayonets: Ocean Hasn’t Shrunk

    Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan rallies hundreds of supporters at the Colorado Jet Center in Colorado Springs, Colo. on Sunday, Oct. 21, 2012 during a campaign stop. Ryan made the stop in Colorado on the night of the final presidential debate.  (AP Photo/Bryan Oller)

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    You’d think a shirtless Paul Ryan riding a horse and wielding a bayonet would just make sense. Apparently dreams of such a super-soldier are just not meant to be. The vice presidential candidate said that he “just doesn’t understand” Obama’s comparison of American battleships with bayonets. Speaking on CBS’s This Morning several hours after the debate, Ryan had his own zinger for the president: “The ocean hasn’t shrunk.” As vice president, we imagine Paul Ryan has a solution to continental drift, which is slowly shrinking the Pacific.

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