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SOLDIER Ryan on Bayonets: Ocean Hasn’t Shrunk Bryan Oller / AP Photo

Ryan on Bayonets: Ocean Hasn’t Shrunk

You’d think a shirtless Paul Ryan riding a horse and wielding a bayonet would just make sense. Apparently dreams of such a super-soldier are just not meant to be. The vice presidential candidate said that he “just doesn’t understand” Obama’s comparison of American battleships with bayonets. Speaking on CBS’s This Morning several hours after the debate, Ryan had his own zinger for the president: “The ocean hasn’t shrunk.” As vice president, we imagine Paul Ryan has a solution to continental drift, which is slowly shrinking the Pacific.

October 23, 2012 8:54 AM