Big surprise: a man who got a giant tattoo of Mitt Romney’s campaign logo on his face is “totally disappointed” with the election results. “I’m the guy who has egg all over his face,” Eric Hartsburg tell Politico. “But instead of egg, it’s a big Romney/Ryan tattoo. It’s there for life.” Hartsburg raised $5,000 on eBay for the 5-by-2-inch tat. Now he claims he has no regrets. “I’m hoping this opens some other doors in the entertainment business,” he says.