IKEA Monkey Joins Sanctuary

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Updated Apr. 21, 2017 2:37PM EDT / Published Dec. 11, 2012 10:06AM EST

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That isn’t code for “rehab.” The tale of the fashionable IKEA monkey—which The Daily Beast dubbed “the simian sartorialist”—takes a new spin: Darwin’s in a sanctuary! After being snatched from his owners, the 7-month-old rhesus macaque will now take residence at the Story Book Farm Primate Sanctuary. It’s actually illegal to have a pet monkey in Toronto. It’s unclear whether he’ll still be able to wear his tiny shearling coat.

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IKEA Monkey Joins Sanctuary

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